Max: [walking in on Lucy and Jude, who've just slept together] So that's how it is?
Jude: Yeah, that's how it is.
Max: Well, speaking as a brother, I think she could do better.
Lucy: Max! Get out!

Jude: My God, you- you have perfect teeth.
Lucy: [sucks in her lips]
Jude: No you do. They're perfect. In Liverpool people seldom do,
[holds hand up to his mouth with fingers sticking out]
Jude: they stick out in all different directions. It's horrible.
Lucy: Have you never heard of braces?
Jude: Yes I have thank you very much, we use 'em to keep our trousers up.

"If i fell in love with you Would you promise to be true And help me understand 'cause i've been in love before And i found that love was more Than just holding hands."